You’ll love the Crynair website !
25.05.10
A seemingly disgruntled Ryanair customer - with great wit and web skills - has set up a spoof website called Crynair, a very realistic copy of Ryanair's own logo and site, only it isn't quite so complementary, the Evening Standard reports.
The website features a bright, flashing ad offering ‘1 MILLION SEATS FREE!’ with the terms and conditions: ‘You just need to pay more for the return, plus all the credit card, admin, check in, baggage fees.’ The offer ends 'Midnight. Not Really. Maybe Next Week.' !
Elsewhere on the mock site, which is yellow and blue all over, just like Ryanair's, holidaymakers are offered the opportunity to ‘go somewhere you've never heard of!’ and a note reads: ‘The Office of Fair Trading have been on our case again, saying that our charges are unfair. As Britain's Favourite Airline, obviously our customers are happy with the costs — and remember, you can avoid the charges completely when paying with rare Nepalese coins.’
The flashing ad for the airline's calendar might draw Mr O'Leary's ire. There are also realms of ‘customer service stories’, for example: ‘I love the way they make it clear they hate me, but especially hate my kids. I love the exhilaration of the stampede from gate to plane...’
The newspaper suspects 'it won't be long before Ryanair's lawyers close it down'. We hope not as it is a great spoof, but in the meantime it is at http://crynair.com/.
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